Wouldn't life be perfect
If you were judged purely by intellect
If sweatpants were hot
And being a jerk not
Wouldn't life be perfect
If mondays were funny
And sundays always sunny
If junkfood didn't make you fat
And exam results didn't make you sad
Wouldn't life be perfect
If girls weren't always upset
And the climate was less wet
If the boys were less confusing
And our sportsteam wasn't losing
Wouldn't life be perfect
If bye only meant until tomorrow
And you could have one year without sorrow
If you only need one date
to meet your soul mate